Political Humor

All the humor used is current to what's in the news TODAY. I'm an equal opportunity abuser, I tell jokes about everyone who deserves it without regard to party affiliation. In order to never offend anyone, my humor is always based on bad decisions. For example, a Bill Clinton joke would have to do with selling of last minute pardons, Monica, etc., because those are all decisions he freely made. He did not choose to be a white male. Jokes are NEVER made about what people do NOT choose such as their gender, skin color, sexuality, intellectual abilities, etc.

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Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using. This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently.
Presidential candidate Mitt Romey admitted that he is a flip flopper and denied it the next day.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry would be leading the Republican candidate for President, if the Presidential debates included a "Phone-a-friend" and "Ask the audience

I was in a Barnes and Noble book store and asked where I could find former VP Dick Cheney's new book.  I was told it is in the section "just past the Self Help section, it's called the Self Serving section."
President Obama's approval rating is so low that the government of Kenya is claiming that Obama was born in the U.S.
 


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